.. to all of the selfish, greedy, thoughtless bastards who contributed to the global economic crash..
.. to all of the dictators who cling onto power by decimating their own people..
.. to all terrorists who hide behind religion, women, children and the elderly while they fire rounds indiscriminately at anybody they do not like..
.. to all politicians who knowingly lie through their teeth when they make promises to the people in order to get elected..
You have all done a great job thus far, and I don't doubt that none of you see fit to change your sleazy ways for 2009 and beyond..
Keep up the good work and we can maybe save a forest somewhere by not bothering to print diaries and calendars for 2010..