Friday, December 14, 2007

How to make Christmas Cookies..


  • 1 cup butter
  • 1 cup water
  • 1 cup Whisky
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • 4 eggs
  • 2 cups dried fruit
  • 2 cups flour
  • 1 Tbsp baking powder
  • 1 Tbsp salt
  • 1 cup nuts
  • 1 lemon
  • 1 bottle of Malt Whisky

How to bake the cookies

First you taste the whisky to make sure of its quality

Get out your mixer

Just to be on the safe side, check the whisky again, pour a cup and drink it

Start the mixer and beat the butter until foamy

Add the sugar slowly

Still wondering about the whisky? Hell, try it again, we wanna be sure, don’t we?

Murn off the tixer , mixer I mean

Break the eggs and throw them in the tixer, no no, mixer!!

Then its time for those dumb fruit, toss them in

Any of them get stuck use a screwdriver

Hold it, time to check the whisky, not convinced yet

Now throw in the nuts (make sure no family members get in)

Hey, check whatever else is still lying around and happily throw it in

Ha! Time again for a whiskey check

Grease up the stove and turn it around 380 degrees

Finish the whisky, go to bed, good night

In the morning head for the grocery store and by some cookies

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