I walked into a 'food to go' establishment not too long ago. A quick look at the menu on the wall, and I had decided what to have. I ordered a BLT (bacon, lettuce, tomato) on Italian. What could be easier?
Girl behind the counter: Would you like bacon, sir?
My reply and thought: Please - oO you are kidding me
Girl behind the counter: Would you like lettuce, sir?
My reply and thought: Please - oO you really are kidding me
Girl behind the counter: Would you like tomato, sir?
My reply and thought: Please - oO ok, joke's over
Abridged at this point because my thoughts quickly deteriorated into the unprintable..
Girl behind the counter: Would you like mayo on that, sir?
My reply and thought: Please - oO that is the first sensible thing that you said
Girl behind the counter: Is that all, sir?
My reply and thought: Yes, thanks - oO you're on a roll, girl. Mc Donalds await your resumé
The ONLY reason I wasn't asked if I wanted 'fries with that' or have it 'supersized' is because fries and supersizing are not options. My guess is that she would pick up the new 'lines' real quick.
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